You know you're hooked on weaponary when........

[Mike NSW]

A pretyy straight forward discussion topic. Read the title then add your thoughts.

I'll start us off:
- ........when you use your fridge door as an effective blocking tool

[Bart Scovill]

Your ceiling has more gouges than a well used football field.

[Mark]

You take your weapons to work....

[Nuria]

I carry my fan EVERYwhere I go..:-)

[Graeme Dunning]

You bump into a child in MacDonalds and automatically go to stab him with your cafe order number.
(The metal stand with a number at the top so they can bring you your coffee, yes truth is stranger than fiction.)

[Graeme Dunning]

When your school principal asks your advice on whether he should consider the item a child was carrying as a weapon and you reply . . . . ."I'm the wrong guy to ask, to me everything is a weapon."

[Graeme Dunning]

When your three year old son is watching you clean your sword and asks when you are going to oil it. A proud moment for any dad! ;-)

[Darren Ball]

You really couldn't ask for a more prouder moment than that!

[Jonathan Forrester]

Your wife tells you that you can't buy anymore weapons, because you already have one in every room in the house.....

[Mike NSW]

you use your fly as an effective self defence tool

[Casey Odell]

when you have holes and cuts on everything in your room because you walk by and think "I wonder if my sword is sharp enough to. . ."

[Mike NSW]

When you cut a chunk off your finger, you don't scream, you don't squirm, you just roll your eye's and and in a casual voice turn to your employer and say;

"It could have been worse"

[Julia Miller]

You use your sai as a back stracher.